Hi! Remember me? It's been quite a while. I'm Devon and once again I'm delighted
to be bringing you another hot BWL oil fight from the Wildcat Saloon. We were honored
and pleased to be the site of the exciting Women's Tournament Final. Our
congratulations to Regine, the new Women's Champion. And our condolences to Jennifer,
who put up a terrific battle. Now we've cleared out the wrestling ring
and brought back our familiar oil ring. It's time to move on to another exciting bout. Tonight we have that ravishing redhead Denise ready to take on macho Matt in what promises to be a thrilling fight. This is his first appearance at the Wildcat as a competitor, although he and his wife Diane have been spectators here many times. Matt and Denise met before, when Matt KOed Denise in a boxing match [BWL-149]. But if I know Denise, she isn't about to let him repeat his earlier victory. The slick oil will counter the advantage Matt's strength affords him. When Denise gets as slippery as an eel, her outstanding body becomes a weapon unto itself, a weapon no man can resist. But if she's counting on that to keep Matt distracted, I'm afraid she's in for a rude shock. From what I've seen, nothing reins in Matt's libido. Denise will certainly get him aroused…and that could spell her doom. Man, that was loud. We're in the middle of a fierce electrical storm. It's been pouring for hours, with high winds and plenty of lightning and thunder. We're gratified to see a capacity crowd brave these elements to come see our bout tonight. But hey! You didn't come to listen to me give you a weather report. You came to see supersexy oil wrestling. So let's meet our contenders…right now. Before we're swept into the St. Lawrence Seaway. |