Hello, this is Caribe, your Mistress of Ceremonies for today's big blow-out. How do you like our new Disk? I can't wait for my first Disk match—which is coming up soon, after the Tourney is over. I've got something special in mind for…my intended opponent. You'll have to wait to find out whom I've challenged. Boy, have we got a fight for you. It's no secret that I'm not particularly fond of Mimi and would like nothing better than to see her get her ass kicked but good. Marvelous Mimi—or should I say Muscular Mimi—has a new attitude that I don't like one bit. Not that I was particularly fond of her old attitude. But now it looks like she's been hitting the steroids pretty hard. Not only that, but she behaves as though she's going to take over the League. She basically hijacked the Quarterfinal between Erika and Tania and now I'm sure she plans to stomp Cindy and Jenn on her way to the Final. Jennifer and I also have some history that needs to be resolved. She's drawn a bead on my man Eduardo, and I don't take that from anybody. I'd like to see Cindy or Mimi putt her out of commission permanently—No, on second thought I'd rather do that myself. Anyway, that six-foot sociopath usually fizzles out in Tourneys. I'm surprised she got this far. But now she's facing two women who have turned really nasty lately, so I don't give Jenn much of a chance. Women's heels come in pairs. Mimi is one heel and Cindy is the other. They don't exactly match except that they're about equally mean. Ms All-Natural turned sour last year and became a formidable foe. But she's not invincible. It'll be interesting to see what she and Mimi do to Jenn before they turn their dirty tactics against each other. And there's certainly no love lost between Cindy and Jennifer, especially when they get scrapping over David. Who knows, they may team up to eliminate Mimi just so they can have a no-holds-barred catfight over David. Jenn just seems naturally drawn to other women's men. Can't she get one of her own? So who am I rooting for? Hell, I'd like to see them all get clobbered. Do you think a three-way knockout is too much to hope for? But what's more important is who are you rooting for? One of these wildcats will go on to face Regine in the two-out-of-three Final. Maybe we should ask Reg who she's rooting for. Well, the second Semifinal is about to begin so I'd better get my ass onto that Disk.