Welcome back, femme fight fans. I'm Devon and I'm pleased to inaugurate the 2007 BWL season with what promises to be another lusty oil fight here at the Wildcat Saloon. Nothing warms up a cold January evening like a couple of hot honeys ready to clash in the slick stuff. Blonde beach bunny Kandice is all suited up in a spectacular sheer catsuit and raring to go, as usual. Kandi, how do you maintain that deep suntan in the dead of winter? "Devon, when you're hot, you're hot. Seriously, Petey and I have a solarium in our beach house. We can sunbathe no matter what the outside temperature is. We've also been working out daily since our last fights and then relaxing in the solarium. You can judge the results for yourself." And here's our brunette brawler Louise, looking stunning in her catsuit. Lou, welcome back to the Wildcat. "Thanks, Devon. I've been looking forward to tangling with Kandi and I'm delighted to do it in the oil ring. She isn't the only one who's been getting into condition. As you can see, I'm as hard-bodied as ever, thanks to the fully-equipped gym at my estate." Looks like this'll be a great fight to start off the year. Now it's time to blow the 2006 cobwebs off two great grapplers who've been idle too long. Regine hasn't had a man since August. She- "Hold on! I've had plenty of men since August…well, I've certainly had my fill of Paul, at any rate. I just haven't fought one for nearly five months. Damn, Devon, I ain't celibate. I'm eager to mix it up with Brad, to pit myself against the Champ." And you, Brad? Do you need to scrape off any rust after your long sabbatical? "Not at all, Dev. As far as I'm concerned, I'm still on that wining streak that catapulted me to the Mixed Championship. Sorry, Reg, but I'm still the insurmountable obstacle blocking your path." OK, enough chit-chat. Ladies and gentlemen, here come our girls. Give them a warm Wildcat welcome.