You could tell that Kim has been eager for action by the way she jumped into the ring during the time-out at the Mixed Tourney Final
and performed an impromptu striptease to keep the crowd amused. Yes, she loves
showing off her body-just as much as we love looking at it. This week she shows
it off in two separate events. The first is against long-time rival Jennifer. "I can't believe it's been four years since I bludgeoned Kim," Jenn remarks. "How time flies when you're having fun! Since then a lot has changed for both of us and it looks like Kim thinks she's ready to take me on again. Guess it's time to exert my superiority over her once more, eh?" Kim has a different opinion. "The rivalry between blondie and me goes back a long way. Yeah, she beat me in our first battle-but she had to use a stick. Since then I've improved a lot…just ask all the gals and guys I've whipped. Pound for pound I'm the toughest woman in the League." Turning her attention to her second event, the one against Don, "I've met that big lug twice before [BMC-51 & BWL-132] and beat him both times. Pretty good considering my size disadvantage, eh? All I have to do is get my hands on his prodigious prod and the match is mine." Don admits, "Yeah, Kim has beaten me…or should I say she's beaten me off…twice now. I'm 0 for 2 against her. But those were sex fights. That little vixen got a cocklock on me both times and I was a goner. I'm gonna keep this one a real fight. Hell, it's embarrassing for a guy like me to go down to a little minx like Kim. Although I sure don't mind going down on her, if you catch my drift." We understand completely. Louise is flying high after administering a long-overdue attitude adjustment to Cindy. "When Matt asked for a match against me, how could I refuse? I know Cindy gave me a rough time recently, but I'm a new woman now and I recover quickly. So I'm ready-no, I'm eager to pit my skills against Matt's." "All the women are eager to get at me," Matt boasts. "I mean, I am the most virile dude in the League and now that they don't have to pussyfoot around my wife Diane, we can have a…shall we say a freer exchange on the field of combat. And don't worry, Lou-Lou; it's no shame to lose to me. Better women that you have gone down to defeat at the hands of Macho Matt." |