Here's a classic blonde-vs-brunette rivalry that's just waiting to explode.

"I've never been satisfied with the outcomes of my fights against that whore," spits Cindy. "That cheap slut has had her eye on my David since the beginning. She's not fooling me by laying low recently. Hell, getting laid is what she does best. She may as well embroider 'Welcome' on her panties…assuming she wears them. Tonight I want to beat her so much, hurt her so badly, that she quits the League."

The six-foot siren gasps in mock shock. "What lit her fuse? I haven't made a play for David in months," Jenn states with feigned innocence. "If I had, he'd be with me now and not that psycho bitch. But I'm not worried. I've whipped Cindy before and I'll do it again. Her blind rage against me will cloud her judgment, just the advantage I need. Watch me add another loss to her anemic record."

The feuding females will meet in the new garage ring for a special bout the likes of which we haven't seen in quite some time. Turning our attention to the Mixed Tourney, Tania scored a big and long-awaited win for the women last week, so we need only one more female fighter to advance to the Semifinals. Sophie would just love to be that second woman…and she'd love to score that win over Eduardo.

The Pink Panther grins, "I confess. I've been dying to get my hands on that Latin lust machine Mr. Ed for the longest time. I get wet just thinking about him. I would've preferred to wrestle him, but dammit, we drew a fistfight match. Not as much body contact as wrestling, but I'll make the best of it. I plan to show him how good redheads are…in and out of the ring."

"I can understand Sophie's disappointment about fistfighting," Eduardo agrees. "First I trounce Cindy in a fistfight, and now it's Sophie's turn. I do not like punching women; I prefer other ways of handling them. Still, I am looking forward to my first match against this Pink Panther. My querida Caribe has been coaching me…in private sessions. She has taught me much, so I am confident that I will win without injuring the lovely Sophie."