With Matt, Brad, Petr, & Eduardo all emerging triumphant over Kim, Kandice, Louise, and defending Mixed Champ Cindy, the BWL has fallen into dispute. Nobody-especially not the four victorious men-wants to go into the Semifinal round without any female competitors. Matt put it succinctly: "I didn't come here to wrestle guys." In that opinion they are unanimous. Meanwhile, with no solution in sight, this week's fight deadline loomed. The rules of a triple threat fight are simple: Only two fighters at the time in the ring. You tag out anytime with the remaining fighter, and the first to force an opponent to submit wins. There are therefore two goals: first, one wants to win, but one also don't want to be the one who's forced to submit. In that spirit, when a fighter gets in trouble, he or she tags out…if the opponent lets him or her, and if the idle fighter wants to. "Believe me, I'll win this!" Kim confidently says before the fight. "Tania loves pussies too much, and I know how to get her hot! And David, well, he's married to Cindy, so the last time he had good sex with her around was probably that beach fight where Regine raped him!" "As usual, Kim is overconfident," David reacts. "I know she's learned some weird sexual techniques, but she really needs that to make herself attractive. Maybe she can get me to cum against my will, but she has nothing on Cindy!" "What do you want me to add to this?" Tania asks. "You want me to say I'll win? You want me to play cocky and say I'm the best? I can't say that. I'm a good fighter, but this is a new fight format. I know I'll hold my own, and I know I'll give both Kim and David a hard time, but will I win? You'll find out. One thing I know for sure; I'll get clobbered pretty bad before I'm the one submitting and conceding victory to these two!" They say three is a crowd? Well, let's see how this goes.