As they say in Hollywood, "Take 2." Take 1 was spoiled last week when a drunken patron interrupted Devon's introduction and got tangled up with the sexy MC. "The girls started calling me 'Mistress Devon' after that," the saucy brunette chuckles. "I don't get paid to fight, but the boss gave me a nice bonus for performance above and beyond to call of duty. And that Sherry is persona non grata around here."

"Yes, that was an unexpected but pleasant diversion," France muses. "But now it's time to turn the oil ring over to the pros. And we'll let Kandice in, too. For a newcomer she's damn good. But let's not forget who's the Champ. Oh, she'll give me a good fight, but I'll try not to be too hard on the poor kid on her first time against me. She's so skinny, I may have a hard time holding onto her when she's all oiled up."

The blonde beach bunny simmers. "That top-heavy cow won't have any trouble finding me. I'll be the one riding on top of her all the way to the pin. Sure, France is a formidable opponent. But she's big and clumsy, while I'm slim and lithe. Her bulging muscles…and other bulging things…won't help her tonight. That oil will make all the difference and I aim to take full advantage of it."

Back in the basement Don takes over the MC chores. "I was disappointed not being in this Tourney, but that's the luck of the draw. Our side is doing OK, though. As for Cindy, she'll need all the power her new mean streak can unleash. My money's on Ed."

"Don's gonna lose that money," the naturally busted brunette snorts. "And 'Mr. Ed' is gonna lose some of that swagger he picked up after humping France with his buddy Paul. I'm not so impressed with his extra-wide willie and that salami won't win him the fight. You'd think his stripper girlfriend could keep him satisfied like I keep my David. But tonight you just watch as I whip that cowboy and go on to my second straight Championship. That road starts here and now."

Eduardo just shakes his head and sighs. "Cindy called ma a cowboy? No, my family owns vast ranchlands in Argentina. A cowboy, as you call them, tends to the animals. I am our family's corporate agent for all of Canada. I do not even see the animals, just the buyers. She should not show such disrespect to the man who is about to strip her of her Championship title. She is waving the red flag at el toro. And Cindy, do not concern yourself with my love life. In my country, we have the greatest respect for the married woman."