Fight night at the Wildcat always draws a rowdy crowd, and an unseasonably hot night like this only makes them rowdier. "This bunch is really wired," Devon grins backstage. "The booze is flowing like Niagara. Honestly, it's so hot and humid out there, I have to wear just this thin minidress. Isn't it darling? I think our air conditioner is on the blink. France and Kandi will sure get a warm welcome. I'd better get back out there and try to keep a lid on things." "Jeez, listen to them," the Champ beams, readjusting her ample bosom into her overstressed top. "Sounds like feeding time at the zoo. And I feel like one of the meals-a hot meal. Of course, it's wonderful to be so appreciated. I suppose I should give them a little something extra after all the noise they're making. Maybe I'll toss my top into the crowd before we start. I may as well; I can't seem to keep it in place anyway. Besides, I'm so hot-I mean temperature-wise." Our beach bunny finishes brushing her blonde hair and straightens her G-string. "France and I are supposed to be wrestling tonight, but that sounds like a Stanley Cup victory out there. I bet they're just waiting to see if France tries to smother me with those enormous pillows of hers. I didn't think I'd like oil wrestling at first. I mean, it's so hard to get the oil out of your hair. But sliding my body all over another girl's is such an incredibly erotic sensation, I don't mind having to shampoo three or four times." Tonight's guest MC for the Mixed Tourney is stunning Sophie. "I don't want to distract from the talented contenders we have on hand this evening…except maybe for my usual sexiness. But hey-I can't help that, eh? I mean, after walloping Cindy last week, I am so H-O-T hot! But enough about me…if there is such a thing as 'enough' when it comes to me. This promises to be another great fight, and I'm proud to be your hostess." "The Pink Panther really preens, doesn't she," Louise laughs. "Sophie has an ego as big as all outdoors. But as she said, enough about her. I have my eyes set on Petr. He's a pretty good wrestler, at least according to Kandice. But I think—no, make that I know I'm better. Besides, I have to win. Matt and Brad have already earned a shot at the Semifinals, so now we need two women. That'll be me and…who's up next week? Oh yeah: Cindy, the defending Mixed Champ. But frankly, I'd prefer that Eduardo beat her so I can tangle with him in the Semis. Oh, baby!" Petr throws a few practice jabs, just to loosen up. "I guess Louise is past her reputation for having a glass nose. But I bet she still has plenty of other vulnerable places on that long lanky body of hers. I'll find enough of them to put her out of contention. After Kandi went down to Brad last week, I'll be pulling for her to make up for it with France, even though the odds are against her. It'd be great if we both could win our fights tonight. Anyway, I plan to hold up my end and trounce Louise." Let's go to Devon as she introduces the girls to the boisterous bunch at the Wildcat.